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♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪

2
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<i>- Hyah!
-♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪</i>

3
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♪ Keep movin', movin', movin' ♪

4
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♪ Though they're disapprovin' ♪

5
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♪ Keep them dogies movin' ♪

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♪ Rawhide ♪

7
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<i>♪ Don't try to understand them ♪</i>

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♪ Just rope and throw
and brand 'em ♪

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♪ Soon we'll be livin'
high and wide ♪

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♪ My heart's calculatin' ♪

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♪ My true love will be waitin' ♪

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♪ Be waiting at the end
of my ride ♪

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♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up,
head 'em up, move 'em on ♪

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♪ Move 'em on,
head 'em up, Rawhide ♪

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-(whip cracks)
-♪ Cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪

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♪ Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪

17
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<i>-♪ Rawhide...! ♪
-♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪</i>

18
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♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪

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<i>- Hyah!
-♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin'. ♪</i>

20
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(whip cracks twice)

21
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Ho.

22
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I've forgotten
what a town looked like.

23
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I'd like to know what it is about this
that would prod your memory.

24
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One good spit would land out
in the country.

25
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Well, are you coming?

26
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Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Wishbone.

27
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What's the matter with you today,
boy?

28
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You're moping around
like a calf with a colic.

29
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I got a feeling in my stomach
something's gonna happen.

30
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It probably already has.

31
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You must've had some of Wishbone's
flannel cakes this morning.

32
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Smart aleck.

33
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Bites the hand that feeds him.

34
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You want me to come in the store
and start carrying out the supplies?

35
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No, not with a colicky stomach.

36
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<i>You just stay right here till I get some
turpentine and sugar down you.</i>

37
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Good morning.

38
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Heh. Good morning.

39
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WISHBONE:
Mushy.

40
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- Yes, sir?
- You mind your manners.

41
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MUSHY:
Give you a hand?

42
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Well, make that two, brother,
and you got a deal.

43
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Well, I'll hold it for you.

44
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Well, it might be safer
the other way around.

45
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No, you just go ahead
and take a poke at it, reverend.

46
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[CHUCKLES]

47
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I don't know much
about your judgment,

48
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but I sure like your faith.

49
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REVEREND:
There, it looks fine.

50
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Well, I don't know about your faith,
but I sure like your aim.

51
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[CHUCKLES]

52
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Are you building a new church,
reverend?

53
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Even the mighty oak must start

54
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from the humble beginnings
of an acorn.

55
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Well, I ain't got much,
but I'd be glad to...

56
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No, no, no. No, thank you, son.
You've done enough already.

57
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Well, I wasn't intending on spending it
on anything special.

58
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Then just let it jingle.

59
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Ain't nothing like a little spending silver
in a man's pocket

60
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to make the day stand up and shine.

61
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Well, if you say so, reverend.

62
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<i>Yeah, I say so.</i>

63
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It was only a dollar, Lord.

64
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And besides, he looked
like he needed it worse than we do.

65
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

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MAN 1:
Four.

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WOMAN:
How about you?

68
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MAN 2:
Come on.

69
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MAN 3:
Here we are.

70
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- What about you, ladies?
MAN 1: Yeah.

71
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MAN 4:
Beats me.

72
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I better quit
while I still got eating money.

73
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Come back again, Walt.

74
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<i>Don't I always, Lorelei?</i>

75
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- Bye, Walt.
- Seat open, cowboy.

76
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Oh, no, thank you.

77
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It's a friendly game.

78
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So are you in or out?

79
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We'll even let you start the deal.

80
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But Mr. Wishbone,
he told me to be careful

81
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<i>sitting across from a man
if I gambled.</i>

82
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Since you're a woman...

83
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[CHUCKLES]

84
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Nice that you noticed. Sit down.

85
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- Thank you.
- Dealer's choice, five and ten limit.

86
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How many chips?

87
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Oh, I'll take that many.

88
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I'd like to play seven-card stud,
deuces wild.

89
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What kind of poker is that?

90
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- Well, first you deal two down--
- I know how to play.

91
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Lorelei, you're gonna put up
with this?

92
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Trailblazer has a policy
of dealer's choice,

93
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and that's what it is.

94
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You don't mind
if we skip the introductions

95
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and get right to the game,
do you, handsome?

96
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Oh, no, ma'am.

97
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There'll be plenty of time for that later
after we've played a few hands.

98
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Yes, it'll take about that many.

99
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Deal.

100
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Yes, ma’am.

101
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One,

102
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one,

103
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one,

104
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one,

105
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one.

106
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Two, two,

107
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two, two, two.

108
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

109
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Mr. Favor,
this crew's getting mighty hungry.

110
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Yeah, well, there's jerky
in the chuck wagon.

111
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Well, not anymore.

112
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We ate all of that
about two hours ago.

113
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Yeah, well, with Wishbone not back,
what are we gonna do about cooking?

114
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I'll tell you what, Scarlet.

115
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Let's see how clean
your hands are, huh?

116
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Well, not me, boss.
I got too many enemies already.

117
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[CARRIAGE APPROACHING]

118
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[WOMEN LAUGHING]

119
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Let go of me. Turn me loose now.

120
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Or Mr. Favor's gonna be mad.

121
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- You better stop it.
- Stop what, honey?

122
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- We're just being neighborly.
MUSHY: Neighborly?

123
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WOMAN 1:
Why, honey, you must be ticklish.

124
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[WOMAN 2 LAUGHS]

125
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MUSHY:
Well, let go of me now.

126
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Turn me loose.

127
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Boss, you're not gonna believe this.

128
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No, but you go ahead
and try me anyways.

129
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Well, you see, it happened like this.

130
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- We were in town and--
- Mm-hm.

131
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Wish, why don't you tell him?

132
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Me tell him? You're the ramrod.

133
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That remains to be seen.

134
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Well?

135
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Oh, we got a visitor.

136
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Lorelei Mears. She's the owner
of the Trailblazer in town.

137
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I'll get her for you.

138
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[CLEARS THROAT]

139
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Well, you see, boss, it was like this.

140
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Mushy wasn't feeling too good,

141
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so we left him in the wagon
to just kind of relax

142
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while we went in to buy us supplies.

143
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Please continue.

144
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Well, then when we come out,
we couldn't find him.

145
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And when we finally did, there he was
with all these women, and--

146
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Go on.

147
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ROWDY:
End of the line, Lorelei.

148
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Well, maybe for you, cowboy,
but not for me.

149
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FAVOR:
Poker?

150
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QUINCE:
Jumping Jehoshaphat.

151
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It's the gospel truth. The darn fool's
gone and won himself $1,500

152
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playing seven-card stud,
deuces wild.

153
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Fifteen hundred and 47 dollars
to be exact, Mr. Favor.

154
00:10:07,795 --> 00:10:09,695
Got any complaints to make, lady?

155
00:10:09,864 --> 00:10:12,834
Yeah, well,
you ever heard of a loser who didn't?

156
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Your boy's cut me off
a little too soon,

157
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and all I want is a fair
sporting chance to win it back.

158
00:10:18,472 --> 00:10:20,463
You can have
all the chances you want,

159
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except not here and not now.

160
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Hope that's sporting enough.

161
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Then suppose
I make you a proposition.

162
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Why don't you and your boys
come back to town

163
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and I'll set up the evening?

164
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Drinks on the house
and all the fun you want.

165
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How does that sound, boys?

166
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MAN 1: Yeah.
MAN 2: That sounds great.

167
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Anybody who wants to take her up
on her offer

168
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can pick up his draw on the way out.

169
00:10:40,394 --> 00:10:41,691
Well, wait a minute, trail boss--

170
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That's just what I'm gonna do,
wait one minute.

171
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Then I'm gonna start clearing camp,
and I'm starting with you, lady.

172
00:10:50,504 --> 00:10:52,097
Well, fair enough.

173
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I'll go in peace

174
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if the big winner
will keep me company.

175
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FAVOR:
Mushy.

176
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Yes, sir, Mr. Favor.

177
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Just got an offer to quit the cattle
business. You wanna take it?

178
00:11:03,117 --> 00:11:04,949
No, sir, I couldn't leave the drive.

179
00:11:05,419 --> 00:11:06,545
Alrighty.

180
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,052
Well, let's get moving.
Wishbone needs wood for supper.

181
00:11:10,024 --> 00:11:11,082
Yes, sir, right away.

182
00:11:11,258 --> 00:11:14,523
Watch that money.
You wanna start a stampede?

183
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Oh,
you will show the lady to her horse

184
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and the road back to town.

185
00:11:19,366 --> 00:11:20,458
Come on, girls.

186
00:11:20,634 --> 00:11:23,433
Let's get out of this cow camp.

187
00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:25,538
Oh, and the rest of you
better get moving

188
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before you get stomped on
by the herd.

189
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ROWDY: You know, Lorelei,
Mr. Favor isn't all bad.

190
00:11:41,088 --> 00:11:43,523
He just kind of acts tough.

191
00:11:43,691 --> 00:11:48,629
In fact, deep inside, he's got a soft spot
as big as all outdoors.

192
00:11:48,796 --> 00:11:50,594
Then that makes you two of a kind,
doesn't it?

193
00:11:51,932 --> 00:11:54,799
- How's that?
- Well, you have a soft spot too.

194
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Right between your ears.

195
00:11:57,738 --> 00:11:59,467
Hyah!

196
00:12:07,314 --> 00:12:08,804
[SIGHS]

197
00:12:10,884 --> 00:12:12,818
[MUSHY WHISTLES]

198
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,287
Well, I suppose you think
you're real happy now.

199
00:12:20,928 --> 00:12:23,625
Oh, yes, sir. I guess I'll be happy
till the end of my days.

200
00:12:24,131 --> 00:12:26,964
That money's gonna be nothing
but trouble to you, boy.

201
00:12:27,134 --> 00:12:28,966
Well, that ain't right, Mr. Wishbone.

202
00:12:29,136 --> 00:12:30,934
Well, we all work hard to get money,
don't we?

203
00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:32,630
Some of us do.

204
00:12:32,806 --> 00:12:35,503
Now, go over and get me
those biscuits, and hurry up.

205
00:12:35,676 --> 00:12:37,041
Yes, sir.

206
00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:45,409
- What you need, Mush?
- That pan of biscuits.

207
00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:46,678
Oh, don't bother yourself.

208
00:12:46,854 --> 00:12:48,447
- I'll get it for you, Mush.
- He told me.

209
00:12:48,622 --> 00:12:50,215
- In a pig's eye he did.
- I'll get them.

210
00:12:50,391 --> 00:12:52,291
- I'll do it for you.
- Who asked for your help?

211
00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:53,483
He was talking to me.

212
00:12:53,661 --> 00:12:56,562
How'd you like a mouth
full of knucklebone for supper?

213
00:12:59,099 --> 00:13:00,897
WISHBONE:
Break it up!

214
00:13:01,735 --> 00:13:04,033
<i>Break it up, I said!</i>

215
00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:05,330
[ALL LAUGH]

216
00:13:05,506 --> 00:13:09,170
If that don't cool you off,
I got another bucket that will.

217
00:13:09,343 --> 00:13:12,142
- You hurt any, Mr. Quince?
- No, but they're gonna be.

218
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,678
Now, look at this mess.

219
00:13:13,847 --> 00:13:15,645
Pick up those biscuits.

220
00:13:15,816 --> 00:13:17,910
MUSHY:
Sorry, Mr. Wishbone.

221
00:13:18,085 --> 00:13:21,077
<i>No, don't pick them up.
I gotta make a new batch.</i>

222
00:13:21,255 --> 00:13:23,121
Well, what are you all
just standing around for?

223
00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:26,783
Clear out of here. There ain't gonna be
any supper for an hour.

224
00:13:27,594 --> 00:13:30,620
You and your money.

225
00:13:35,202 --> 00:13:37,330
It was only an accident,
Mr. Wishbone.

226
00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:39,802
I didn't do it on purpose.

227
00:13:40,874 --> 00:13:43,400
But money's supposed to be good,
ain't it?

228
00:13:44,445 --> 00:13:46,379
Ain't it supposed to?

229
00:13:47,581 --> 00:13:49,481
Supposed to be good.

230
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,211
[MEN YELLING and WHISTLING]

231
00:14:08,435 --> 00:14:09,766
Yo, Quince!

232
00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:11,598
Let's get that lead steer moving.

233
00:14:11,772 --> 00:14:14,400
They're beginning to spread wide.

234
00:14:15,743 --> 00:14:17,734
[MEN YELLING]

235
00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:48,008
A lot of potholes in the middle
and the water's rising fast.

236
00:14:48,175 --> 00:14:49,199
That ain't gonna help any.

237
00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:51,674
No, we can't split the herd
on both sides of the river.

238
00:14:51,845 --> 00:14:53,540
Just keep moving.

239
00:15:10,264 --> 00:15:12,289
Well, you're not singing
this morning.

240
00:15:12,466 --> 00:15:14,161
Money got you worried?

241
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:15,426
Maybe.

242
00:15:15,602 --> 00:15:19,869
That's one of the big troubles
with having money, all that worry.

243
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,099
<i>Well, I never worried about it before.</i>

244
00:15:22,276 --> 00:15:25,075
You never had it to worry about
before.

245
00:15:25,245 --> 00:15:27,612
I never looked at it that way.

246
00:15:28,315 --> 00:15:30,807
Got any plans
for when you get to Denver?

247
00:15:30,984 --> 00:15:33,646
Buying yourself a new suit?
Things like that?

248
00:15:33,821 --> 00:15:35,414
I don't know exactly.

249
00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:37,853
- I'll do something.
- Something?

250
00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:40,392
You'd think a man with $1,500
in his kick

251
00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:44,429
can have some better idea
of what to do with it than something.

252
00:15:44,731 --> 00:15:46,221
Yes, sir.

253
00:15:50,404 --> 00:15:52,930
Hey, Wish,
you better put keels on them wagon

254
00:15:53,106 --> 00:15:54,665
as you fix on taking them across.

255
00:15:54,842 --> 00:15:57,607
That's real considerate of you
to ride all the way back here

256
00:15:57,778 --> 00:15:59,177
just to tell me that.

257
00:15:59,346 --> 00:16:01,212
Now, what is it you really want?

258
00:16:01,381 --> 00:16:02,815
Well, nothing special.

259
00:16:02,983 --> 00:16:05,509
Just thought maybe Mushy
would let us take a gander

260
00:16:05,686 --> 00:16:07,347
at all that money in the daylight.

261
00:16:07,521 --> 00:16:10,752
How would you like a gander
at a long-handled meat chopper?

262
00:16:10,924 --> 00:16:12,050
Oh, don't get so huffy, Wish.

263
00:16:12,226 --> 00:16:13,887
How about it, Mushy?
Like to show it to us?

264
00:16:14,061 --> 00:16:16,359
I can't, I got it hid away.

265
00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:19,022
Well, I hope you hid it real good
so the rats don't get to it.

266
00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:22,260
Well,
at least they identified themselves.

267
00:16:22,436 --> 00:16:24,200
Now get out of here
and leave him alone.

268
00:16:24,371 --> 00:16:26,465
Well, all right with me
if he don't care what happens.

269
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,199
Oh, wait a minute, Mr. Quince.

270
00:16:28,742 --> 00:16:30,210
What about them rats?

271
00:16:31,278 --> 00:16:34,441
Well, they just like to chaw on money.
Make nests out of it

272
00:16:34,615 --> 00:16:36,310
- and things like that.
- They do?

273
00:16:36,483 --> 00:16:37,848
SCARLET:
I even heard of fellows having money

274
00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:39,076
ruined by water and mold.

275
00:16:39,253 --> 00:16:40,277
Ain't you, Toothless?

276
00:16:40,454 --> 00:16:42,218
Crumbles up just like cornbread.

277
00:16:42,389 --> 00:16:43,515
Oh, my goodness.

278
00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:46,523
QUINCE:
Well, now, you could put it in the bank.

279
00:16:46,693 --> 00:16:49,424
And you just happen to have one
in your hip pocket?

280
00:16:49,596 --> 00:16:51,621
Nope, wouldn't recommend a bank.
Too risky.

281
00:16:51,798 --> 00:16:53,960
They're always getting robbed.

282
00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:55,902
<i>Doggone, I never thought of that.</i>

283
00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:57,833
Oh, I'll bet.

284
00:16:58,005 --> 00:16:59,530
What do you think we ought to do?

285
00:16:59,706 --> 00:17:02,801
Well, Mushy, the onliest thing I know
to do with money is to go into town

286
00:17:02,976 --> 00:17:04,967
and have one wild hairy wingding.

287
00:17:05,145 --> 00:17:06,613
<i>Well, I never did that before.</i>

288
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,680
Tell you what,
I'll go in town and show you how.

289
00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:11,181
No, no. Toothless is just funning
with you, Mushy.

290
00:17:11,351 --> 00:17:13,149
Now, the proper thing to do
with that money

291
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,915
is to invest it
in a good sound proposition.

292
00:17:17,157 --> 00:17:18,784
What's a proposition?

293
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:21,656
It's how to get your pockets picked
while you're watching.

294
00:17:21,828 --> 00:17:23,557
Mushy,
when are you gonna wake up?

295
00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,994
Well, I'm awake, Mr. Wishbone.

296
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,191
They're just trying to be helpful,
that's all.

297
00:17:28,368 --> 00:17:29,893
Helpful?

298
00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:37,171
I'm gonna give you one second
to clear out of here

299
00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:39,073
<i>before I pound you
into those saddles.</i>

300
00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:41,010
Now, wait a minute.
It was only an idea.

301
00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:42,842
Get! Get out of here!

302
00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:50,520
And you, get that thing packed
and get that wagon out of here.

303
00:17:50,691 --> 00:17:52,216
Yes, sir.

304
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,725
Oh!

305
00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:03,359
[MEN YELLING and WHISTLING]

306
00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:36,592
[YELLING and WHISTLING CONTINUE]

307
00:18:52,219 --> 00:18:54,745
Well, come on!

308
00:19:03,397 --> 00:19:05,388
[MEN YELLING]

309
00:19:12,506 --> 00:19:14,668
FAVOR:
Mushy, let's get that wagon moving.

310
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:24,746
Well, come on!

311
00:19:24,918 --> 00:19:27,114
Let's get some ropes on that wagon!

312
00:19:35,529 --> 00:19:37,088
I'll get it.

313
00:19:46,807 --> 00:19:49,777
QUINCE: We'll save you, Mushy!
TOOTHLESS: We'll save you, Mush!

314
00:19:55,749 --> 00:19:58,013
The supplies, Mr. Quince.

315
00:19:58,185 --> 00:19:59,584
The supplies, Mr. Quince.

316
00:19:59,753 --> 00:20:02,279
Forget the money, Mr. Scarlet.

317
00:20:07,127 --> 00:20:09,221
Forget that money.

318
00:20:11,331 --> 00:20:12,958
Quince, Scarlet, Toothless!

319
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,498
You get back to the herd!

320
00:20:14,668 --> 00:20:17,501
MUSHY:
Get the supplies, Mr. Quince.

321
00:20:18,305 --> 00:20:20,364
Forget that money.

322
00:20:22,175 --> 00:20:24,974
You get back
or I'll break your backs!

323
00:20:49,703 --> 00:20:52,195
MUSHY: You're gonna say nothing
to me, Mr. Wishbone?

324
00:20:52,372 --> 00:20:54,363
I wouldn't mind
even if you said something mean.

325
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:56,202
You just wait
till Mr. Favor gets back.

326
00:20:56,376 --> 00:20:59,107
He'll say something mean to you.

327
00:21:03,683 --> 00:21:05,617
MUSHY:
Good evening, Mr. Rowdy.

328
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,447
Mr. Favor.

329
00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:19,933
How did it go?

330
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,194
We finally picked up four more

331
00:21:22,369 --> 00:21:25,896
two miles down the stream
off of a sandbar.

332
00:21:26,072 --> 00:21:29,235
Two of them was so stove in
that we had to shoot them.

333
00:21:29,409 --> 00:21:32,174
- Oh, that's 12 we lost.
FAVOR: Yeah.

334
00:21:32,345 --> 00:21:34,507
And I'm afraid I can't save much
of the supplies.

335
00:21:34,681 --> 00:21:36,581
That figures.

336
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:40,015
Well, we'll just have to make do
till we hit the next town.

337
00:21:40,187 --> 00:21:43,316
And the wagon's pretty beat up.

338
00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:46,684
At least that ain't gonna be
no problem.

339
00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:50,091
Now that Mushy's tucked away
nice and safe,

340
00:21:50,263 --> 00:21:53,722
we'll have plenty of time
to fix the wagon, won't we, Scarlet?

341
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:57,097
Like, all night, huh, Quince?

342
00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:58,801
Yes, sir.

343
00:21:58,972 --> 00:22:00,667
All right.

344
00:22:09,249 --> 00:22:10,512
Mr. Favor.

345
00:22:10,684 --> 00:22:14,120
Seeing how the wagon got busted
and the supplies all got spoiled,

346
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,118
and them cows dead and--

347
00:22:16,289 --> 00:22:18,690
And you being sore and all,
I'd be glad to pay for everything.

348
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,793
Mushy, let's get this straight.

349
00:22:20,961 --> 00:22:24,397
You put that money away
and you keep it out of my sight.

350
00:22:24,564 --> 00:22:27,158
We've had nothing but trouble
because of that money.

351
00:22:27,334 --> 00:22:29,803
And we ain't gonna have
no more trouble. You got that straight?

352
00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:31,569
Huh?

353
00:22:32,472 --> 00:22:34,201
You better get that straight.

354
00:22:34,374 --> 00:22:37,173
Or you better start looking
for another job.

355
00:22:44,951 --> 00:22:47,784
I'm sorry, Mr. Favor.

356
00:22:55,161 --> 00:22:58,062
[SNORING]

357
00:24:07,334 --> 00:24:09,359
Nice night, ain't it?

358
00:24:09,536 --> 00:24:10,662
I guess so.

359
00:24:10,837 --> 00:24:12,236
Why aren't you sleeping?

360
00:24:12,405 --> 00:24:14,271
I can't sleep, Mr. Wishbone.

361
00:24:14,441 --> 00:24:16,739
I keep seeing Mr. Favor and...

362
00:24:16,910 --> 00:24:18,742
I sure am sorry.

363
00:24:18,912 --> 00:24:21,779
- Here, drink that.
- I ain't thirsty.

364
00:24:21,948 --> 00:24:25,111
Go on, drink it.
It'll make you feel better.

365
00:24:25,552 --> 00:24:28,078
I don't think anything's
gonna make me feel better.

366
00:24:28,254 --> 00:24:29,915
<i>Not as long as I got all that.</i>

367
00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:35,360
Mushy, I guess it's time you learn
the facts of life.

368
00:24:35,528 --> 00:24:37,018
Facts?

369
00:24:37,197 --> 00:24:40,132
Extra money
don't mean extra things.

370
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,667
It just means extra responsibility.

371
00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:46,300
What responsibility?

372
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,668
<i>Did I ever tell you the story
of the rich man and the poor man?</i>

373
00:24:52,345 --> 00:24:55,246
Well, sir, the rich man
and the poor man died

374
00:24:55,415 --> 00:24:58,180
and got up to the pearly gates
at the same time.

375
00:24:58,918 --> 00:25:02,912
But old St. Peter,
he let the rich man in first.

376
00:25:03,089 --> 00:25:04,818
And there was a big party.

377
00:25:04,991 --> 00:25:08,757
Angels and music and singing and--

378
00:25:08,928 --> 00:25:12,296
Well, finally, St. Peter remembered
that poor man back at the gates

379
00:25:12,465 --> 00:25:13,626
and went and let him in.

380
00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:16,864
Only by this time,
the party was all over.

381
00:25:17,037 --> 00:25:18,198
And the poor man says:

382
00:25:18,371 --> 00:25:20,499
"Well,
why don't you throw me a party?"

383
00:25:20,673 --> 00:25:21,697
And St. Peter says,

384
00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:25,937
"Well, poor man like you
comes in here every day.

385
00:25:26,112 --> 00:25:29,013
A rich man don't make it very often.”

386
00:25:29,182 --> 00:25:31,446
<i>Now, that's what I mean
about money, Mushy.</i>

387
00:25:32,452 --> 00:25:33,613
It means

388
00:25:33,787 --> 00:25:36,984
it makes life an awful lot harder
for those that's got it.

389
00:25:37,157 --> 00:25:40,252
It means they gotta take
the responsibility for it.

390
00:25:40,427 --> 00:25:43,954
And if you don't,
that's when the trouble starts.

391
00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:46,497
Just like yesterday.

392
00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:48,464
You understand?

393
00:25:49,135 --> 00:25:50,398
I think so.

394
00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:54,336
So you just remember
and not put your trust in money.

395
00:25:54,507 --> 00:25:57,169
Put your money in trust
and everything will be all right.

396
00:25:58,478 --> 00:26:01,140
Now, you drink that coffee
and get on to bed.

397
00:26:01,314 --> 00:26:03,476
It's gonna be the sun up
before you know it.

398
00:26:04,617 --> 00:26:06,517
Sure will, Mr. Wishbone.

399
00:26:06,686 --> 00:26:09,485
Mr. Wishbone, thank you.

400
00:26:56,436 --> 00:26:58,768
WISHBONE:
Mr. Favor, Rowdy.

401
00:26:58,938 --> 00:27:01,236
- Mr. Favor, look at this.
- Hmm.

402
00:27:01,407 --> 00:27:02,841
I had even forgot he could write.

403
00:27:03,009 --> 00:27:05,376
- What's all the commotion?
- Mushy's run off.

404
00:27:05,545 --> 00:27:06,876
What?

405
00:27:07,046 --> 00:27:10,914
<i>“I'm sorry I did not do very good.</i>

406
00:27:11,784 --> 00:27:16,153
I am going to see Miss Lorelei."

407
00:27:16,322 --> 00:27:18,051
Lorelei.

408
00:27:18,224 --> 00:27:24,322
"So you will not have
to put up on me no more.

409
00:27:24,864 --> 00:27:28,061
For a while. Maybe.

410
00:27:28,234 --> 00:27:29,599
I think.

411
00:27:30,069 --> 00:27:34,028
Fare thee well,
Harkness Mushgrove."

412
00:27:34,207 --> 00:27:37,768
That must be on account
of what you said to him last night.

413
00:27:37,944 --> 00:27:39,503
Well, he had that coming.

414
00:27:40,213 --> 00:27:44,081
Oh, well, then that makes two of us.
I should've kept my big mouth shut.

415
00:27:45,518 --> 00:27:47,247
- Yeah.
- Well, there's nothing much

416
00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:49,514
we can do about it now.

417
00:27:51,391 --> 00:27:53,655
Now, you know,
everything that happened yesterday,

418
00:27:53,826 --> 00:27:55,351
that wasn't all his fault.

419
00:27:55,895 --> 00:27:57,693
Yeah.
It could've happened to anybody.

420
00:27:57,864 --> 00:27:59,730
Maybe.

421
00:27:59,899 --> 00:28:03,836
Yeah. That female scavenger
will pick him clean by noon.

422
00:28:04,003 --> 00:28:05,971
You know,
it's really gonna be a shame

423
00:28:06,139 --> 00:28:08,369
no one's there to kind of look out
for his interest.

424
00:28:08,541 --> 00:28:11,408
All right, all right. You two
bleeding hearts get off my back.

425
00:28:11,578 --> 00:28:14,138
You can go after him, but make sure
you get that money in the bank

426
00:28:14,314 --> 00:28:15,338
before you bring him back.

427
00:28:15,515 --> 00:28:16,949
WISHBONE: Yeah.
ROWDY: Right.

428
00:28:20,486 --> 00:28:22,887
"Fare thee well."

429
00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:46,235
LORELEI:
I'll bet 50.

430
00:28:53,553 --> 00:28:55,248
I'm in.

431
00:29:07,734 --> 00:29:10,362
ROWDY: Excuse us. Excuse us.
WISHBONE: Excuse me.

432
00:29:17,143 --> 00:29:18,201
I bet 200.

433
00:29:18,378 --> 00:29:20,312
- I'll raise you all I got.
- Oh, we're too late.

434
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,505
And he's bet it on a pile of junk.

435
00:29:22,682 --> 00:29:25,344
That gambling fool
didn't even look at his whole card.

436
00:29:25,518 --> 00:29:27,612
Acts like he's trying to give it away.

437
00:29:31,391 --> 00:29:33,052
You know she's got the other jack.

438
00:29:33,226 --> 00:29:35,285
Mushy, you blind idiot.

439
00:29:35,461 --> 00:29:37,395
Mr. Wishbone, Mr. Rowdy.

440
00:29:37,563 --> 00:29:40,396
Well, I'm--
I'll be through here in a minute.

441
00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:42,325
That's a pretty big raise.

442
00:29:42,502 --> 00:29:44,470
You've caught me
a little short on cash.

443
00:29:45,104 --> 00:29:47,573
We'll get your money. It's been nice
seeing you again, Lorelei.

444
00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:49,834
LORELEI: Take your hands
off the table when you're not playing.

445
00:29:50,009 --> 00:29:52,376
Joe, give me a pen.

446
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,611
JOE:
Here you are.

447
00:29:55,782 --> 00:29:58,114
I'm calling your raise.

448
00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:02,454
ROWDY:
Hmm.

449
00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:07,016
LORELEI:
How's the Trailblazer to cover it?

450
00:30:08,928 --> 00:30:11,090
Now let's see
what you're so proud of.

451
00:30:19,172 --> 00:30:21,732
- Wait a minute. Deuces wild?
- That's right.

452
00:30:21,908 --> 00:30:24,741
WISHBONE:
That's five aces. You can't beat it.

453
00:30:27,513 --> 00:30:29,504
<i>Oh, my goodness, I did it again.</i>

454
00:30:29,682 --> 00:30:32,083
- Let's get him out of here.
- Get the money, I'll get Mushy.

455
00:30:32,251 --> 00:30:34,481
- Come on, let's go.
LORELEI: Wait a minute, cowboy.

456
00:30:34,654 --> 00:30:35,746
The game isn't over.

457
00:30:35,922 --> 00:30:39,290
As far as we're concerned it is, Lorelei,
unless you wanna play with matches.

458
00:30:39,459 --> 00:30:42,121
It'll take me a couple of days
to raise some more cash.

459
00:30:42,295 --> 00:30:45,526
I'll tell you something. We'll talk about
it on our way back from the bank.

460
00:30:46,799 --> 00:30:49,632
Fair enough, but how about a drink
to celebrate first?

461
00:30:49,802 --> 00:30:51,133
- No.
- No, thanks.

462
00:30:51,738 --> 00:30:53,763
Everybody, drinks on the house.

463
00:30:54,874 --> 00:30:56,569
Wait a minute now, don't you--?

464
00:30:56,743 --> 00:30:59,474
Don't you consult your partner
before you give away the profits?

465
00:31:00,513 --> 00:31:03,972
You keep pushing, cowboy,
and we'll both forget I'm a lady.

466
00:31:04,784 --> 00:31:07,446
Well, how about it, partner?
Wouldn't you care for a little drink?

467
00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:09,748
Yes, ma’am.
I'd like to have a sarsaparilla.

468
00:31:10,289 --> 00:31:12,087
Well, step right up to the bar.

469
00:31:13,025 --> 00:31:14,356
Thank you.

470
00:31:14,527 --> 00:31:15,756
LORELEI: Joe.
JOE: Yes, ma'am?

471
00:31:15,928 --> 00:31:17,521
LORELEI: Give them all they want.
- Beer.

472
00:31:17,697 --> 00:31:19,631
Beer.

473
00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:22,234
Well, Lorelei, you're all heart.

474
00:31:24,003 --> 00:31:27,268
I even give Christmas baskets
to trail bums.

475
00:31:28,508 --> 00:31:30,499
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

476
00:31:38,918 --> 00:31:41,512
You got yourself in a fix, Lorelei.

477
00:31:41,687 --> 00:31:43,883
LORELEI:
Well, I'll get out of it.

478
00:31:44,357 --> 00:31:47,088
There are other games
besides poker.

479
00:31:50,897 --> 00:31:53,594
All I need is a little time.

480
00:31:55,568 --> 00:31:59,801
Walt, we've always been good friends,
haven't we?

481
00:32:01,474 --> 00:32:03,738
Not good enough, but...

482
00:32:04,143 --> 00:32:05,770
I can't win them all either.

483
00:32:06,512 --> 00:32:07,638
That depends.

484
00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:10,473
On what?

485
00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:13,544
Those two cowboys who broke it up,

486
00:32:13,719 --> 00:32:16,552
it would help if they were
out of the way for a little while.

487
00:32:17,023 --> 00:32:20,186
Say, a couple of hours.

488
00:32:21,694 --> 00:32:23,719
<i>There's nothing I can do, Lorelei.</i>

489
00:32:25,731 --> 00:32:27,358
You could put them in jail.

490
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,991
They ain't broken any laws.

491
00:32:30,803 --> 00:32:33,704
Well, think real hard.

492
00:32:34,407 --> 00:32:36,671
They must have tracked dirt
on the boardwalk

493
00:32:36,843 --> 00:32:40,336
or frowned at the mayor.

494
00:32:43,015 --> 00:32:44,312
No.

495
00:32:44,484 --> 00:32:46,646
No, Lorelei, I can't do it.

496
00:32:48,354 --> 00:32:52,154
Well, I guess I'll just have to call in
some IOUs

497
00:32:52,325 --> 00:32:54,487
to make up for the losses.

498
00:32:54,660 --> 00:32:56,492
<i>You know I can't pay them.</i>

499
00:32:57,263 --> 00:32:59,630
I know that, Walt.

500
00:32:59,799 --> 00:33:02,860
And there's nothing I'd like better
than to help you,

501
00:33:03,035 --> 00:33:05,026
<i>but what can I do?</i>

502
00:33:10,743 --> 00:33:12,575
All right.

503
00:33:13,412 --> 00:33:15,574
I'll think of something.

504
00:33:19,685 --> 00:33:20,846
WISHBONE:
Come on, let's go.

505
00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:23,079
- Let's go to the bank, Mushy.
- I don't wanna go.

506
00:33:23,256 --> 00:33:26,055
Would you stop acting foolish
and do like you're told?

507
00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:29,291
But that money caused all this trouble.
I wanna get rid of it.

508
00:33:29,729 --> 00:33:32,528
Well, that's why there's no better place
for it than the bank.

509
00:33:32,698 --> 00:33:33,790
That don't get rid of it.

510
00:33:33,966 --> 00:33:35,331
ROWDY:
Sure it does. You put it in the bank

511
00:33:35,501 --> 00:33:37,026
and it's like you don't have it
anymore.

512
00:33:37,203 --> 00:33:40,195
When you're old, like Wish here,
you got something to fall back on.

513
00:33:40,373 --> 00:33:43,001
Any more smart out of you,
I'm gonna fall all over you.

514
00:33:43,175 --> 00:33:45,405
Now, come on, behave yourself.

515
00:33:46,012 --> 00:33:47,411
LORELEI:
Hold on, partner.

516
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:49,708
We have things to talk about.
Let's go into the office.

517
00:33:49,882 --> 00:33:51,077
Wait just a minute now.

518
00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,719
- He's afraid of the dark.
- Let go of him, you jezebel.

519
00:33:54,954 --> 00:33:56,319
Marshal.

520
00:33:57,423 --> 00:33:58,618
What's the trouble?

521
00:33:59,225 --> 00:34:00,522
Well, my partner and I

522
00:34:00,693 --> 00:34:03,663
were just going into the office
for a private business talk

523
00:34:03,829 --> 00:34:05,923
when these two gentlemen tried
to interfere.

524
00:34:06,632 --> 00:34:08,259
Well, uh...

525
00:34:09,168 --> 00:34:10,533
That your money, mister?

526
00:34:10,703 --> 00:34:12,171
So, what if it isn't?

527
00:34:12,338 --> 00:34:15,740
I believe you'll find
it belongs to my partner here, marshal.

528
00:34:16,776 --> 00:34:17,971
Then give it to him.

529
00:34:18,978 --> 00:34:20,036
Good riddance.

530
00:34:20,212 --> 00:34:22,010
But he's just holding it for me,
marshal.

531
00:34:22,481 --> 00:34:25,712
That'll be up to the judge to decide
when circuit court convenes

532
00:34:25,885 --> 00:34:27,353
day after tomorrow.

533
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,353
- What?
- You're under arrest, both of you.

534
00:34:30,523 --> 00:34:34,050
- Wait just a minute. What charge?
- Attempted theft.

535
00:34:34,226 --> 00:34:36,820
Any more talk,
I may think of something else.

536
00:34:37,296 --> 00:34:40,493
- Let's go, partner.
- I told you we should've got rid of it.

537
00:34:42,068 --> 00:34:43,900
Let's go.

538
00:35:01,087 --> 00:35:03,078
Well, I'm certainly happy
that you were only joking

539
00:35:03,255 --> 00:35:04,916
about arresting Mr. Rowdy
and Mr. Wishbone.

540
00:35:05,091 --> 00:35:07,651
Oh, yes. The marshal said
they laughed about it

541
00:35:07,827 --> 00:35:09,386
all the way back to camp.

542
00:35:09,562 --> 00:35:11,860
Well, I have to do something
SO us businessmen

543
00:35:12,031 --> 00:35:14,090
could have a private talk now,
didn't I?

544
00:35:14,266 --> 00:35:17,099
I didn't want my friends to get in any
trouble on account of that money.

545
00:35:17,269 --> 00:35:18,600
Well, don't worry, Mushy.

546
00:35:18,771 --> 00:35:21,536
You put it in the safe
with your own hands, remember?

547
00:35:21,707 --> 00:35:24,506
Well, all the same, maybe I should've
put it in the bank like they said.

548
00:35:24,677 --> 00:35:26,975
Now, it'll be just as safe in the office.

549
00:35:27,146 --> 00:35:30,741
I'll keep it for you,
and I won't even look at it.

550
00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:32,475
That's awful nice of you, ma’am.

551
00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:35,587
You're welcome to look at it, though,
any time you want to.

552
00:35:35,755 --> 00:35:37,280
Thanks, I'll do that.

553
00:35:37,456 --> 00:35:41,154
Well, Mushy, let's have one final drink
to celebrate our partnership.

554
00:35:41,327 --> 00:35:43,022
Excuse me.

555
00:35:43,195 --> 00:35:44,993
Then you can be on your way

556
00:35:45,164 --> 00:35:48,759
since we both agreed
that I'm going to run the business.

557
00:35:49,402 --> 00:35:52,929
Oh, just while you're away
driving cattle, of course.

558
00:35:53,272 --> 00:35:56,037
Joe, give my partner a drink.
The best.

559
00:35:57,076 --> 00:35:59,170
You bet. What'll it be, sir?

560
00:36:00,746 --> 00:36:01,838
You call me sir?

561
00:36:02,748 --> 00:36:05,046
Why, that's right, sir.
You are the boss.

562
00:36:05,217 --> 00:36:07,242
Well, I'll have a double sarsaparilla.

563
00:36:07,787 --> 00:36:08,879
Coming right up, sir.

564
00:36:09,055 --> 00:36:12,423
How does it feel being a partner,
Mushy?

565
00:36:12,591 --> 00:36:13,683
Real good.

566
00:36:13,859 --> 00:36:15,623
Yes, ma’am.

567
00:36:19,365 --> 00:36:22,733
<i>Now, that's the way I like to see
a big man handle himself.</i>

568
00:36:22,902 --> 00:36:24,529
Yes, ma’am.

569
00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:26,194
Yeah, but I've been thinking.

570
00:36:26,372 --> 00:36:28,136
If I'm an important businessman
and all,

571
00:36:28,307 --> 00:36:31,402
<i>maybe I ought to get some of them
fancy clothes. New suit maybe.</i>

572
00:36:32,244 --> 00:36:34,975
With a stiff collar
and maybe a hardhat.

573
00:36:35,147 --> 00:36:36,171
Well...

574
00:36:36,348 --> 00:36:37,372
That would take money.

575
00:36:37,917 --> 00:36:40,181
You wouldn't mind opening
the strongbox for me, would you?

576
00:36:40,352 --> 00:36:42,116
Oh, no need to bother, Mushy.

577
00:36:42,288 --> 00:36:44,757
I can give you an advance
right out of the cash drawer.

578
00:36:45,324 --> 00:36:48,487
Joe, give Mr. Mushgrove $50.

579
00:36:48,661 --> 00:36:51,062
- Fifty dollars?
- You heard me.

580
00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:52,823
Now, Mushy, let's go right over here,

581
00:36:52,998 --> 00:36:54,557
sit down
and make ourselves comfortable.

582
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:56,361
- Yes, ma'am.
- There you are.

583
00:36:56,535 --> 00:37:00,438
Joe, bring over
some of that free lunch. A lot of it.

584
00:37:00,606 --> 00:37:03,439
You could eat a little something
before you go back to camp,

585
00:37:03,609 --> 00:37:05,270
- couldn't you, Mushy?
- Yes, ma'am.

586
00:37:05,444 --> 00:37:08,038
Girls, come over here
and meet your new boss.

587
00:37:08,214 --> 00:37:11,240
They've just been dying
to get better acquainted.

588
00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:15,285
- Well, now, isn't he just the nicest?
- I'll say he is.

589
00:37:15,454 --> 00:37:17,889
Whoever heard
of a handsome boss?

590
00:37:18,057 --> 00:37:22,119
You just eat, drink and be merry, baby,
because tomorrow's a long way off.

591
00:37:22,294 --> 00:37:24,058
JOE: Here comes lunch. Look out.
- Right here.

592
00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:26,096
Kelly, watch yourself. There we are.

593
00:37:26,265 --> 00:37:27,824
- There you are.
- There you are, Mushy.

594
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,994
And here's 10, 30, $50.

595
00:37:32,171 --> 00:37:33,468
We wouldn't want you to think

596
00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:35,767
we don't take good care of the boss,
Mushy.

597
00:37:35,941 --> 00:37:38,706
I guess I'm the luckiest man
in the world.

598
00:37:38,878 --> 00:37:41,609
Why don't you eat something,
honey?

599
00:37:44,683 --> 00:37:46,208
MUSHY:

600
00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,553
[WOMEN LAUGH]

601
00:37:56,495 --> 00:38:00,762
I'll bet she's got him plucked cleaner
than a boiled chicken by now.

602
00:38:00,933 --> 00:38:03,027
<i>Yeah, well, I ain't worried about him.</i>

603
00:38:03,202 --> 00:38:05,466
It's us I'm worried about.

604
00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:08,837
We did save one thing
out of the deal.

605
00:38:09,008 --> 00:38:10,567
Look at that.

606
00:38:12,545 --> 00:38:14,877
- Hey, that's the deed she signed.
- Yeah.

607
00:38:15,047 --> 00:38:19,143
- How did you get this?
- Well, I asked for it, of course.

608
00:38:19,418 --> 00:38:23,252
Hm. Didn't by any chance light-finger
anything else, did you?

609
00:38:23,422 --> 00:38:25,322
Like enough money
to bail us out of this trap?

610
00:38:25,491 --> 00:38:27,118
No.

611
00:38:27,293 --> 00:38:29,625
Well, I did lift this watch off of him.

612
00:38:29,795 --> 00:38:31,490
I gave it to him for his birthday.

613
00:38:31,664 --> 00:38:33,860
I wasn't gonna let her steal it too.

614
00:38:34,033 --> 00:38:38,800
Yes, well, now we can just count
the hours till this trial begins.

615
00:38:40,806 --> 00:38:42,331
[SIGHS]

616
00:38:48,247 --> 00:38:51,273
MARSHAL:
All right, you boys can be on your way.

617
00:38:51,450 --> 00:38:53,043
ROWDY:
How come?

618
00:38:53,586 --> 00:38:57,045
Let's say I'm campaigning for votes.

619
00:38:58,824 --> 00:39:00,758
Gun belts are on the rack
in the office.

620
00:39:00,926 --> 00:39:02,223
Where's Mushy?

621
00:39:02,394 --> 00:39:04,829
<i>Your wealthy friend?
Last time I saw him,</i>

622
00:39:04,997 --> 00:39:07,694
he was cutting a wide swath
through Tate's clothing store.

623
00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:10,302
Come on, maybe it's isn't too late.

624
00:39:10,936 --> 00:39:13,530
Thanks for the hospitality, marshal.

625
00:39:13,706 --> 00:39:16,038
You got the friendliest bedbugs
I've ever seen.

626
00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:19,269
Yeah, the whole town brims
with friendship, don't it?

627
00:39:19,445 --> 00:39:21,209
Of course,
that could change any minute.

628
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:23,474
Was I you, I'd leave right now.

629
00:39:23,649 --> 00:39:25,743
All three of you.

630
00:39:57,549 --> 00:39:58,607
WISHBONE:
Mushy.

631
00:40:03,756 --> 00:40:05,520
What are you fellas doing here?

632
00:40:05,691 --> 00:40:09,389
Looking for you,
you dandified jackass.

633
00:40:09,561 --> 00:40:11,996
Well, Miss Lorelei said
you went back to camp.

634
00:40:12,164 --> 00:40:15,099
Never mind that.
You got any money left?

635
00:40:15,367 --> 00:40:16,698
Well, yes, sir, Mr. Rowdy.

636
00:40:16,869 --> 00:40:19,395
About a dollar and 40 cents.

637
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,430
I don't feel so good, I'd better--

638
00:40:22,608 --> 00:40:24,303
What'd she do, poison you?

639
00:40:24,476 --> 00:40:26,001
No, sir.

640
00:40:26,178 --> 00:40:29,011
Must've been that last turkey leg
I had.

641
00:40:29,181 --> 00:40:31,115
It couldn't have been
the ham and roast beef.

642
00:40:31,283 --> 00:40:34,810
Or them pickles. They wouldn't
have upset me none particularly.

643
00:40:35,521 --> 00:40:39,287
- I can't go on no more.
- Well, I'm surprised you got this far.

644
00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:40,948
What happened to the rest
of the money?

645
00:40:41,126 --> 00:40:43,458
Well, I bought everything I wanted.

646
00:40:43,629 --> 00:40:46,155
And a lot of things
I never even heard of.

647
00:40:46,332 --> 00:40:50,030
<i>And I spent the money so fast,
it came up $4880.</i>

648
00:40:50,202 --> 00:40:53,399
And the rest of the money
is in Miss Lorelei's strongbox.

649
00:40:53,572 --> 00:40:55,438
- Oh.
- She promised to save it for me.

650
00:40:55,607 --> 00:40:58,542
Oh, then that finishes that.

651
00:40:58,711 --> 00:41:00,110
Yeah.

652
00:41:03,916 --> 00:41:06,408
I wouldn't be too sure, Wish.

653
00:41:06,585 --> 00:41:09,145
Don't forget we got this here paper.

654
00:41:09,321 --> 00:41:11,517
Oh, well, it's probably worthless.

655
00:41:12,124 --> 00:41:13,922
Yeah?

656
00:41:14,426 --> 00:41:17,452
Well, when I get through
with that female road agent,

657
00:41:17,629 --> 00:41:19,927
she's gonna wish it was.

658
00:41:23,435 --> 00:41:26,166
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

659
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,017
Well, well, well,
if this isn't a pleasant surprise.

660
00:41:44,189 --> 00:41:45,486
Well, what's going on here?

661
00:41:45,657 --> 00:41:49,616
Yeah, just step right in
and enjoy some real Texas hospitality.

662
00:41:49,795 --> 00:41:52,287
Free drinks on the inside.

663
00:41:58,370 --> 00:42:00,361
[CROWD CLAMORING]

664
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,879
LORELEI:
Joe, have you gone out of your mind?

665
00:42:10,049 --> 00:42:11,642
Well, it's none of my doing,
Miss Lorelei.

666
00:42:11,817 --> 00:42:13,649
Fella there in the office
is giving the orders.

667
00:42:13,819 --> 00:42:15,947
He's got papers and everything.

668
00:42:16,221 --> 00:42:17,552
Oh.

669
00:42:17,723 --> 00:42:20,818
[CLAMORING CONTINUES]

670
00:42:28,133 --> 00:42:29,225
Oh, hello, partner.

671
00:42:29,701 --> 00:42:32,432
You're no partner of mine.
Get back to work, girls.

672
00:42:37,910 --> 00:42:39,810
I was just getting to know the help.

673
00:42:39,978 --> 00:42:43,414
You can cry about it
on the way out, cowboy.

674
00:42:43,582 --> 00:42:45,243
<i>Afraid I won't be going, Lorelei.</i>

675
00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:46,851
See this here deed that you signed

676
00:42:47,019 --> 00:42:48,578
- over to Mushy?
- Well, that--

677
00:42:48,754 --> 00:42:50,745
That's right,
it's the deed to this place.

678
00:42:50,923 --> 00:42:52,084
Got your signature on it.

679
00:42:52,825 --> 00:42:54,691
Now, you see, Mushy, he...

680
00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:56,954
He thought the pace was getting
a little too fast,

681
00:42:57,129 --> 00:42:59,120
so he signed it over to me.

682
00:42:59,298 --> 00:43:02,268
Hey, gee, that makes me half owner
of the Trailblazer now, doesn't it?

683
00:43:03,102 --> 00:43:05,366
<i>And I suppose those free drinks
outside</i>

684
00:43:05,537 --> 00:43:08,336
are an example
of how you expect the place to be run?

685
00:43:08,507 --> 00:43:11,499
Well, no. Now, you see,
it's Big Foot Wallace day.

686
00:43:11,677 --> 00:43:13,543
Big Foot Wallace,
he was a Texas hero.

687
00:43:13,712 --> 00:43:15,806
And being a loyal Texan, you see,
I've gotta honor it.

688
00:43:15,981 --> 00:43:18,712
Well, all right, you've had your fun.
I'm turning off the celebration.

689
00:43:18,884 --> 00:43:20,181
Hold on, partner.

690
00:43:20,352 --> 00:43:21,513
I recall reading somewhere

691
00:43:21,687 --> 00:43:24,384
that the decision of one partner
is binding to the other.

692
00:43:24,556 --> 00:43:27,184
- Right?
- What about it?

693
00:43:27,359 --> 00:43:30,624
Well, I gave the order to keep
those drinks flowing till we're all out.

694
00:43:30,796 --> 00:43:33,561
Now, you weren't around when
that decision was handed down, so...

695
00:43:34,299 --> 00:43:36,859
You just kind of gotta go along
with it.

696
00:43:38,036 --> 00:43:39,970
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

697
00:43:40,439 --> 00:43:41,463
Come in.

698
00:43:43,575 --> 00:43:46,067
- Yates?
ROWDY: Yeah, come right in.

699
00:43:46,245 --> 00:43:49,340
- Which walls you want knocked out?
- Well, you see, it's this one here.

700
00:43:49,515 --> 00:43:52,075
<i>I thought we'd maybe knock it out
and stick it back about 30 feet.</i>

701
00:43:52,251 --> 00:43:54,549
Oh, well, that would be easy.
We'll just get--

702
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:57,417
You get out of here!

703
00:43:57,589 --> 00:43:59,023
Wait a minute, partner.

704
00:43:59,191 --> 00:44:01,660
You don't understand.
I'm just trying to help out around here.

705
00:44:01,827 --> 00:44:03,192
I thought we'd push this wall back,

706
00:44:03,362 --> 00:44:05,091
make a real high-class gaming room
out of it.

707
00:44:05,264 --> 00:44:08,996
Put in some roulette wheels and one
of those chuck-a-luck, faro outfits.

708
00:44:09,168 --> 00:44:12,798
Do you have any idea
how much that can cost?

709
00:44:12,971 --> 00:44:16,805
<i>Mm-hm. Yeah, I do.</i>

710
00:44:18,343 --> 00:44:20,311
I figure

711
00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:25,617
around the neighborhood of $1,500?

712
00:44:39,164 --> 00:44:42,429
Nothing to worry about, reverend.
He's gonna be fine, just fine.

713
00:44:42,601 --> 00:44:45,730
Well, the wages of gluttony
take a heavy toll.

714
00:44:45,904 --> 00:44:47,633
Have you considered
turpentine and sugar?

715
00:44:47,806 --> 00:44:48,796
Uh-oh.

716
00:44:48,974 --> 00:44:51,102
Quit moaning, Mushy.

717
00:44:51,276 --> 00:44:54,507
You really think so, reverend?
The turpentine and sugar.

718
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,772
No doubt about it.

719
00:44:55,948 --> 00:44:58,007
Why, I've seen horses
with a sprung fetlock

720
00:44:58,183 --> 00:45:01,312
get a dose of that stuff
come up kicking on all fours.

721
00:45:01,486 --> 00:45:02,544
What did I tell you?

722
00:45:02,721 --> 00:45:04,246
You ought to pay more attention
to me.

723
00:45:04,423 --> 00:45:08,018
Oh, I'm going to from now on,
Mr. Wishbone. I promise.

724
00:45:08,860 --> 00:45:10,692
You sure you ain't gonna stay mad
at me?

725
00:45:10,862 --> 00:45:13,957
Of course not.
What do I got to be mad at you for?

726
00:45:14,132 --> 00:45:15,190
Well, the money.

727
00:45:15,367 --> 00:45:16,926
It's an awful thing, ain't it?

728
00:45:17,102 --> 00:45:18,467
Amen, brother.

729
00:45:18,637 --> 00:45:20,503
Well, it isn't that bad.

730
00:45:20,672 --> 00:45:22,640
Well, you and Mr. Rowdy
taking care of me

731
00:45:22,808 --> 00:45:25,402
and looking after me like this
when I'm in trouble,

732
00:45:25,577 --> 00:45:27,409
<i>and I let them put you in jail.</i>

733
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,640
Dreadful sin when a man finds
enough meanness in him

734
00:45:30,816 --> 00:45:32,250
to turn from his friends.

735
00:45:32,417 --> 00:45:35,284
Well, it wasn't really his meanness.
You see, it was that woman.

736
00:45:35,454 --> 00:45:37,855
Oh, no, that money changed
everything, Mr. Wishbone.

737
00:45:38,023 --> 00:45:40,583
All them things I bought,
I never enjoyed one of them.

738
00:45:40,759 --> 00:45:42,056
Why, I...

739
00:45:42,227 --> 00:45:44,696
I should've given the money
to the reverend for the new church.

740
00:45:44,863 --> 00:45:46,831
Mushy, will you quit running off
with the mouth?

741
00:45:47,532 --> 00:45:50,126
The Lord loves a cheerful giver.

742
00:45:50,302 --> 00:45:53,135
But you can see
he isn't really that cheerful.

743
00:45:53,305 --> 00:45:54,966
Yes, I am, Mr. Wishbone.

744
00:45:55,140 --> 00:45:57,666
Well, just knowing that that money
ain't around anymore,

745
00:45:57,843 --> 00:45:59,538
I'm beginning to be awful cheerful.

746
00:45:59,711 --> 00:46:00,872
Well, here you are, Mushy.

747
00:46:01,046 --> 00:46:02,673
I got the money back for you.

748
00:46:02,848 --> 00:46:05,112
Lorelei just bought out your share.

749
00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:06,683
Oh, no!

750
00:46:06,852 --> 00:46:08,286
No?

751
00:46:08,453 --> 00:46:09,716
Glory be.

752
00:46:11,690 --> 00:46:13,681
Well, you take it, reverend,
for the new church.

753
00:46:13,859 --> 00:46:15,657
Please.

754
00:46:16,228 --> 00:46:18,822
What? After all the trouble I went
to get it back?

755
00:46:18,997 --> 00:46:21,398
But ain't it right to do something
for the Lord, Mr. Rowdy?

756
00:46:21,566 --> 00:46:23,762
He does a lot for us.

757
00:46:24,303 --> 00:46:26,704
Answer him, you heathen.

758
00:46:28,974 --> 00:46:31,409
Well, yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

759
00:46:32,577 --> 00:46:34,306
Well,
I appreciate all you've done for me,

760
00:46:34,479 --> 00:46:36,846
saving all the money and everything,

761
00:46:37,015 --> 00:46:40,076
but I ain't none too smart
to know what to do with it.

762
00:46:40,585 --> 00:46:41,711
Besides...

763
00:46:41,887 --> 00:46:43,582
Well,
I got my friends and a job and...

764
00:46:44,356 --> 00:46:46,188
And a new suit.

765
00:46:47,125 --> 00:46:49,321
<i>And there ain't nothing else I need
in the whole world.</i>

766
00:46:52,130 --> 00:46:54,758
The Lord dealt you a pat hand,
didn't he, son?

767
00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:56,495
Yes, sir.

768
00:46:56,668 --> 00:46:57,863
I guess he did.

769
00:46:59,104 --> 00:47:01,163
Now you're giving it back to him.

770
00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:03,069
Thank you, son.

771
00:47:03,241 --> 00:47:04,834
And thank you too, brothers.

772
00:47:05,010 --> 00:47:08,105
For sharing your friend's
blessed moment of charity.

773
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,681
Well, we was glad to do it.

774
00:47:12,050 --> 00:47:15,850
Well, first thing I'm gonna buy with this
is a big supply of shovels.

775
00:47:16,021 --> 00:47:18,786
Have to dig a good deep hole
for the foundation.

776
00:47:18,957 --> 00:47:21,790
Oh, and you're all welcome
to join me.

777
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,724
- Shovels?
REVEREND: Digging.

778
00:47:23,895 --> 00:47:25,056
Good and deep.

779
00:47:25,931 --> 00:47:27,524
Oh, heh, heh.

780
00:47:27,866 --> 00:47:30,858
Well, thank you, reverend.
No, but we gotta back to the herd.

781
00:47:31,036 --> 00:47:33,869
<i>Yeah, you see I gotta make supper
for the herd. I mean, the men.</i>

782
00:47:34,039 --> 00:47:35,507
The drovers.

783
00:47:35,674 --> 00:47:36,732
Maybe later.

784
00:47:36,908 --> 00:47:38,603
Well, I wouldn't mind digging a little.

785
00:47:38,777 --> 00:47:40,973
Then you can dig a hole
and bury that suit in it.

786
00:47:41,146 --> 00:47:43,945
Now, come on. Let's get out of here.
Bye.

787
00:47:50,889 --> 00:47:55,019
A man really doesn't have to dig
to show the goodness in his heart,

788
00:47:55,193 --> 00:47:56,718
does he?

789
00:47:59,865 --> 00:48:02,493
[COWS MOOING]

790
00:48:05,170 --> 00:48:06,934
SCARLET:
Wish, are you sure?

791
00:48:07,105 --> 00:48:08,266
Sure of what?

792
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,603
About Mushy there. He couldn't have
given away all that money, could he?

793
00:48:11,777 --> 00:48:13,575
He not only could, he did.

794
00:48:13,745 --> 00:48:15,179
Now, that means you parasites

795
00:48:15,347 --> 00:48:18,317
are gonna have to find yourself
a new proposition.

796
00:48:19,684 --> 00:48:21,516
Fifteen hundred dollars.

797
00:48:22,053 --> 00:48:25,114
Well, we still got time
for a little penny ante.

798
00:48:26,892 --> 00:48:28,621
It sure is good to be back,
Mr. Wishbone.

799
00:48:28,794 --> 00:48:32,321
You're not gonna be back very long
if you don't get out of that suit.

800
00:48:32,497 --> 00:48:35,797
Mr. Wishbone, you know, I won't have
to wait too long at the pearly gates.

801
00:48:35,967 --> 00:48:39,767
<i>Mushy, I said get out of that suit.</i>

802
00:48:40,906 --> 00:48:42,704
Sure thing.

803
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,941
It sure is good to be back, Mr. Quince.
Mr. Scarlet.

804
00:48:52,117 --> 00:48:53,676
Yup.

805
00:48:54,986 --> 00:48:57,683
- Playing poker?
- Some call it that.

806
00:48:58,757 --> 00:48:59,781
Can I sit in?

807
00:49:02,127 --> 00:49:04,221
I thought you said
you gave all that money away?

808
00:49:04,396 --> 00:49:06,660
I didn't give it all away.

809
00:49:08,867 --> 00:49:10,892
I got a dollar left.

810
00:49:11,670 --> 00:49:13,434
Well, that's better than nothing.

811
00:49:13,605 --> 00:49:14,970
Here, you can deal.

812
00:49:19,711 --> 00:49:21,509
You know how to play
seven-card stud?

813
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,341
I've heard it mentioned
a couple of times.

814
00:49:24,049 --> 00:49:25,244
Deuces wild?

815
00:49:25,417 --> 00:49:26,816
You're dealing.

816
00:49:30,689 --> 00:49:32,919
One, one,

817
00:49:33,091 --> 00:49:34,650
one, one.

818
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,855
Two, two,

819
00:49:37,028 --> 00:49:38,723
two, two.

820
00:49:38,897 --> 00:49:40,695
Three, three,

821
00:49:40,866 --> 00:49:42,925
three, three.

822
00:49:45,237 --> 00:49:47,535
Rowdy.

823
00:49:55,747 --> 00:49:57,613
Head them up!

824
00:49:57,782 --> 00:49:59,807
Move them out!

825
00:49:59,985 --> 00:50:01,976
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